too square to be an artist, but too weirdo to be a business guy

I have ideas and get to build them. If it sounds like the dream job, that's because it is.

My specialties include: seeing the big picture, reading between the lines, translating memes, speaking client, presenting with confidence, reading a room, adapting to the situation, cranking out quippy post copy, ordering for the table and having the most fun.

Potential conversation starters:
+ any and every episode of NPR's How I Built This
+ whatever show you're watching on Netflix
+ comparing cities across the US
+ any conversation enriched over fires or whiskey
+ the Carly Rae Jepsen tracks sprinkled throughout
my 93 all-occasion Spotify playlists