too square to be a starving artist, definitely too weirdo to be a business guy

Meme translator, bullshit talker, Jon Snow of deck makers, go-to presenter, client’s creative BFF—whatever title I carry, I craft brands in ever-changing, data-driven environments through clear messaging and breakthrough creative ideas.

My experience spans crafting voice and content framework for billion dollar businesses, co-writing scripts with influencers, storytelling on new ad formats, slinging the season's latest denim fits and opening for Obama. While I almost never have all answers, I have a hell of a time finding them.